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CONAN THE BARBARIAN: THE SKULL OF SET

11/17/2025

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I kind of bristle at the use of the word "graphic novel" these days, through no fault of graphic novels themselves. I work in education, and there's a huge number of teachers who seem to use the term because they're embarrassed about the label "comic book." Everything with pictures becomes a "graphic novel" to these people. The emphasis on graphic novels as a gateway to more literacy has become kind of iffy anyway- I've started to notice students who never want to move on from Dogman and Captain Underpants and Amulet. I've got some 7th graders who still use the phrase "chapter books." That makes me chafe far more than a weird use of "graphic novel."

The term itself doesn't really have anything wrong with it, though it does carry with it a bit of a promise. Something billing itself as a graphic novel brings some associations along with it- that it will likely be larger in scope than this month's issue of Uncanny X-Men, or that it will maybe be slightly more challenging or literary than a random issue of Detective Comics.

The "Marvel Graphic Novel" line especially seems to be making these promises.

Jim Shooter pitched Marvel Graphic Novels in 1979 as physically and narratively different than your average Marvel comic. They would be in a larger format with a few dozen more pages, a cardboard cover and slick paper printing with some big story consequences. They started with a bang with The Death of Captain Marvel, which is still the definitive original Captain Marvel story, and have included undisputed classics like X-Men's God Loves, Man Kills. They had an insane bullpen of talent on these: Chris Claremot, John Byrne, Geof Isherwood, David Michelinie, Frank Miller, Dennis O'Neil. But some of this shit is still just... not good.

The three previous MGNs I've written about this blog have been a mixed bag at best. Horn of Azoth was disappointing and hampered by bad art, The Witch Queen of Acheron had a few moments but was hampered by bad art, and Conan the Reaver was decent: definitely the best of the three, no complaints about the art. Conan the Barbarian: The Skull of Set, the fifty-third graphic novel in the line, written by Doug Moench and drawn by Paul Gulacy, is definitely my favorite of these four so far.
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PictureConan as you've always imagined he would look if he was in a Whitesnake video.
Conan is captured in Messantia and made to buy his freedom by escorting a wagon full of weapons to a little Argossean port city which is at serious risk of invasion. The Cimmerian realizes quickly that the wagon is not exactly what he was told it was and is soon after saddled with the care of four people fleeing Argos: a wealthy merchant, his wife, a foppish aristocrat, and a priestess of Mitra. Word from Messantia is that one of them is a spy, selling out Argos to Stygia and Koth... but which one?

Chased by a bandit gang into a mountain range, Conan tries to buy the group some time by stranding their wagon on a plateau that seems out of reach for the pursuing hillmen. They're ultimately trapped: Argossean soldiers on one side, bandits on the other, a spy in their midst, and the group of five is holed up in the mystical Ruins of Eidoran. Before long it turns out that more than one of the wagon's occupants is not who they seem.

I love Conan stories with setups like this. A mysterious place, people you can't trust, and a coin-flip of which hostile force will arrive first.

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I'd argue that The Skull of Set is a pretty darn good Conan graphic novel and its plot would fit right in with the upper-middle tier of Savage Sword issues. Its art by Paul Gulacy is very good but also sets it apart slightly from Marvel's 70s Conan heyday- it certainly looks more modern. Conan's sporting more of a mullet than a "square-cut" black mane, and one or two characters look like they were ripped from Motley Crue videos, but that's not a slight.

In action scenes, Gulacy sometimes unmoors his panels from the grid and places them in order or on top of one another, adding to the cacophony of battle. I read one review in which the author thought Doug Moench got too wordy with the exposition, and he certainly isn't light with his pen, but he's not edging out Roy Thomas for verbosity or anything. Honestly, I think this thing's a pretty excellent pick-up.

In terms of its chronology, I would put The Skull of Set right after the Karl Edward Wagner novel The Road of Kings, which is also set on the western coast of the world. In both of these narratives, Conan still seems young, but is very shrewd and it ultimately saves his life.

Of course, the only real difference between these MGNs and an issue of Savage Sword of Conan is color, so they probably aren't the most essential adds to a Conan collection.

While I have no burning desire to pick up the Conan of the Isles graphic novel, I'm definitely trying to get my hands on Conan the Rogue, which is the only Conan story John Buscema ever got a story credit on, so I'm really curious. Unfortunately, they're all going for $100-500 on the net, so we'll see.

To find my other posts about the Marvel Graphic Novels, go here.
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Let's get drunk and play RASTAN SAGA

11/10/2025

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I get to the local barcade, The 1-Up, about 6:15, a little early. There are a few of these around, but the ones in downtown Denver and Boulder are infested with hip college kids in jaunty hats so it's impossible to get a drink, and the one on Colfax is always crawling with creeps and cops.

​I feed fifty dollars into the change machine and fill up a plastic cup with tokens. I'm meeting some of my oldest friends, Adam and Mio, here to beat the 1987 hack-and-slash arcade game Rastan Saga, known here in America as just Rastan. I figure if we can't beat it with fifty bucks worth of tokens, we'll never beat it at all.

Rastan Saga is no Donkey Kong or Paperboy. Hell, it's not even a Bubble Bobble or a Tapper in terms of name recognition, but the game has a bit of a reputation as being really, really good and also insanely difficult.
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From the moment I lay eyes on it, I know Rastan Saga wants to be a Conan game. In 1987, Yoshinori Kobayashi of the game developer Taito was reportedly a big fan of the Conan the Barbarian movie and wanted to release a Conan game for arcades, but they didn't have the rights. What they put out is clearly the Cimmerian with the serial numbers filed off.

Rastan is a loincloth-wearing, sword-wielding, sword-and-sorcery barbarian. Mirroring Conan's fictional life almost exactly, Rastan is now a king who sits on a golden throne a la the epilogue shot of Arnie as King Conan from the 1982 movie, but was in his youth both a thief and a murderer. Unlike Conan, the game tells you that this will be a chronological retelling of his path. In the Japanese version, there is a prologue that tells us Rastan is on a quest for a dragon's head, but those have been removed from the American edition. Most of the artwork on the cabinet itself makes Rastan look like a sandy brunette, if not a blonde, but some of the artwork is just Conan. The Commodore 64 cover of the game features a straight-up rip of Earl Norem's cover for Savage Sword #24.

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There are six levels, each ending with a different boss. The barbarian starts out with a regular sword but a few power-ups along the way give you some extra oomph, like a flail with increased range, an axe with increased power, or flaming sword that shoots fireballs. While it plays really well, the eight-way joystick is a little annoying in tense moments as you can sometimes jump straight up when you mean to jump up and to the right, but that's just the sort of thing you have to deal with in 40 year-old arcade games.
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The token machine spits out my fifty dollars worth of tokens and I palm them into a cheap plastic cup before I walk over to the bar.

"What's the cheapest beer you guys have tonight?" I ask the bartender. "It's Saturday night, so there's no happy hour... I guess it's a PBR can," she replies. That's fine with me, so I lay down $5 for my first tall boy.

It's a short walk to Rastan, where I see that it says "Kid Niki" on the side, which means this cabinet was probably converted to Rastan Saga from the Dragonball ripoff Kid Niki: Radical Ninja. Taito only issued Rastan as a conversion kit, so there are no dedicated Rastan machines at all. All the cabinets here at the 1-Up have shelves retrofitted to the side, so I plop my beer and coin cup on my left and play a warm-up round. As you put a token in, the machine plays this deep chooom sound that really tickles your vintage arcade fancy.
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Just to my right, the Broomfield High School class of 1986 is supposed to be having a class reunion, judging by the paper sign on the reserved tables. So far, it's just one stony-faced looking guy in a Colorado Avalanche t-shirt and a bomber jacket with his arms crossed, waiting for the rest of his graduating class. To my left is a machine I've never heard of called Jungle King. Nobody touches it all night.

I play my first run at Rastan as a warm-up and am immediately reminded of what I learned last time I played this game. Don't even go for the power-ups on the first level; it's easy enough that they're not worth the time. I do okay for having prepared as well as a ninth-grader before a geography exam, which is to say I haven't touched this game in two months. I figure this practice run is a good sign- I've never truly tried to beat an arcade game in one go. At a Dave & Busters when I was 14, we played Time Crisis 2 for half of our year-end field trip there, but that's it.

The Broomfield High reunion guy steps over and introduces himself as Tom. He tells me that he used to play this game at a local arcade in 1987 and I fight the urge to tell him that I wasn't even born in 1987 and instead ask him if he has any tips. He says no because the arcade wasn't there for long. Drat. Oh well. He sits back down.

Adam and Mio arrive right on time. Adam orders a Coors Light and Mio gets a Dr. Pepper. They haven't been to this particular 1-Up before, so we do a lap of the arcade before we settle into Rastan. The whole place is decorated like you're inside a maze of warp pipes from Super Mario, with amateur murals of video game characters above the machines, the kind my mom paints for play scenes at Vacation Bible School.
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The first level of Rastan Saga (or "Round," as the game terms them) is a desolate mountain range with craggy rocks in the background. Rastan the barbarian drops down from the sky and we start slashing, jumping, ducking past waves of bad guys. While the game doesn't have a timer on any of the levels, the sun will gradually go down, causing a really pretty palette change in the parallax-shifting background. The light becomes a reddish dusk and the game gradually throws more enemies at you to encourage speed.

Every round has two sections: an outdoor portion and then an indoor castle / dungeon setting which is evidently the abode of the eventual boss. We manage to get through the outdoor portion of round one pretty quickly. I'm surprised, but pleased.

I head over to the bathroom and a guy is walking out when I'm walking in. He has on a black t-shirt that says in lowercase Times New Roman letters, "not eric." I ask him if his name is Eric and he tells me to fuck off.

​I hit the bar on the way back to the game.

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The inner half of the first round is way harder and we feel the difficulty spike immediately. Among Rastan's enemies, there are devil bats, lizard men, and four-armed aliens who seemingly throw bowling pins at you. But now on round two, there are green-armored goons with two hit points instead of one, and lots more annoying bats that will kill your jump distance if they catch you in mid-air. Some seriously-frustrating gargoyle-looking motherfuckers only ever swoop down to hit you, so you have to strike upwards to attack them, and it begins to feel like your sword is made of dryer sheets since you're never exactly in the right position to make contact.

​One particularly annoying section has you running from bats while a brick wall closes the space between you and a fire pit, but you have to wait to time a jump onto a rope which lets you swing to safety. This was as far as I'd gotten last time I played Rastan, but after just two or three attempts, I'm able to swing past.

Despite my gripes, this game rules. It's a ton of fun. If you manage to strike down while jumping above an enemy, it's so satisfying; almost none of the enemies can block that way. Barbarian power fantasy all around. The environments and enemies are pitch perfect for a sword-and-sorcery game.
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There is apparently a Rastan Saga II (known almost backwards outside of Japan as "Nastar") and Rastan Saga III. Apparently, the second installment is boiled ass and the third is perhaps the best in the series, though the title seems to change by the minute. I've seen it referred to as Warrior Blade, Warrior Blade: Rastan Saga III, Warrior Blade: Rastan Saga Episode III and Rastan Saga III: Warrior Blade. The Conan homages (ripoffs?) continue with III, featuring a paint-over of Arnold's Conan the Destroyer pose on the promo materials.

It's becoming clear that Rastan costing only a quarter a play is a mercy, especially when most of the pinball games, even the old ones I love like Monster Bash and Twilight Zone, are a whole dollar. It's going to help us get much further.

We get to the boss, who's a long-armed axe-wielding skeleton with a horned helmet. After a few fruitless attempts, I tag Adam in. He's always been better at video games than me. We realize pretty quickly that he should focus on defense: dodge the swords thrown at you or the boss's axe swings and then sneak in hits whenever you feel safe to. He defeats the boss and we are told, "YOU ARE A BRAVE FIGHTER TO HAVE CLEARED SUCH A DIFFICULT STAGE." Apparently, this too was changed for the American edition of the game like the prologue. Other versions say, "MY JOURNEY HAS JUST BEGUN. THERE IS NOT A MOMENT TO LOSE. I MUST HURRY," which is, frankly, way better. As Adam kills the boss, I realize I've already killed my second beer.

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The second round is a dark swamp and it introduces a new enemy type: snakes. The only way to hit snakes is to crouch before you swing your sword, but that's all fine and dandy since that's what we've been doing half the time anyway to avoid enemy strikes. Thankfully, the difficultly of this new level is down a little bit from the second half of round one, so we're really cooking for a moment.

The Broomfield High class reunion has not materialized and I'm starting to feel bad for Tom. If I were him, I would've tried to distract myself by playing some games, but he's barely moved since he talked to me as I first stepped up to Rastan Saga. He's sitting with palms in his pits, legs spread like he could need to stand up at any moment, and I wonder if his turnout will be better next year for their fortieth. His small eyes are scanning the room as though there's a chance the reunion has gotten in past the ID check and managed to make it all the way to arcade machines and perhaps he has just heretofore missed them.

As we play round two and cross a river in the swamp on slow-moving log flumes, Adam jokes that his favorite part of the Conan the Barbarian movie was when Conan had to carefully jump across slow-moving logs, a classic fantasy trope. We cross acid pits that look more like bubbling root beer than anything else. This environment certainly isn't as aesthetically pleasing as the first, though we're kind of finding our groove and are able to do better at re-tracing our steps every time we die without taking damage.

In the interior half of round two, I notice that we actually might be starting to get kind of good at this. There's a part where you're inundated with enemies from all sides, but to move on, you need to strike downward at a breakable tile to fall into a basement. We die a bunch of times, but eventually start making this buttery-smooth jump off a ledge right through the floor, and since all the enemies de-spawn when they leave the screen, we don't even have to fight them. I've drunk two more beers.

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I know that arcades are, at their core, kind of a scam. Suckers like me pump quarters into a game designed to eat them efficiently. I try to convince myself that as long as I know that, it's better somehow. It mostly works, and we're definitely having fun.

​But we hit a snag. We get seriously stuck here for about a half hour: from the checkpoint, we climb a chain to an upper floor. At the top, there's a fire pit  spewing fireballs for us to dodge. I try to memorize the pattern, but each fireball has a different number of small and big bounces and I've had four beers at this point, so it's pretty fruitless. To make matters worse, on a platform halfway across the bridge, two enemies come at you from each aside and are all too happy to knock you back into the fireballs or into the pit entirely, so we die again and again.

It's 8pm now, so the bar staff comes over the loudspeaker to kick out anyone under 21. The music switches to mid-2000s club bangers and it's at that point that I realize the music for Rastan Saga is really, really good. There are only three songs in the game: one for the outdoor levels, one for the indoor levels, and one for boss fights. The outside tune is a propulsive little beat whereas the inside music's a lot more spooky and fantastical. They don't get old.

Adam opts for an Old Fashioned as his second drink, which here at The 1-Up is named after a video game character, but I can't remember which one (Max Payne? Solid Snake?) because I'm now four beers deep. I stick with PBR, which you know is good because it won a blue ribbon at some point.

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I figured that the alcohol would be the greatest physical factor working against me tonight but I'm finding that my left wrist is developing a bit of a cramp. I guess craning one hand above a jump button and an attack button for two and a half hours continually doesn't make it feel so hot. Adam is feeling the strain too, so we start to switch off a little more often in order to give our poor, delicate hands a break.

I even convince Mio to give it a go and she passes the game back to me pretty quickly. She's never really gone in for the dumb shit that I plan (like blowing fifty bucks on a video game at the arcade just to see if we can do it) and I don't blame her. 
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We do eventually get to the boss of round two and as we drop into a room (Rastan always starts things by falling from the sky) with curled snake pillars, I hope to myself that it's some kind of Thoth-Amon-style snake god or wizard thing. To my chagrin, Rastan decides to do that thing that 80s pop culture loves to do where every character has a personality except one: there's the wolfish, dangerous guy and the big, dopey guy and the little, nerdy guy... and then there's the girl. Her differentiating factor is that she's the girl. That's this boss, who is just Woman. She's an unremarkable lady in blue armor. If you look at the game manual it even gives her the boring name "Slayer," when the rest of the bosses are named cool shit like "Kentorous" and "Shukumas." Adam hits her around a dozen times and the game tells us again that we are brave fighters to have cleared such a difficult stage and we're on to round three.

At this point, it's about 9:30 and we've been playing Rastan Saga for three solid hours. Tom's high school reunion crew still hasn't shown up yet, and I think he's started calling people to see if they're coming. I feel pretty bad for him, especially because I start thinking that you couldn't even pay me to go to one of my high school reunions, and I ask Tom if he wants to help us along in the game. "Maybe you can work out some of those 1987 skills!" I tell him.

"No, I'm good," he says flatly. Hey, I tried, I guess.

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We're now out of the swamp and into a deep cave full of purple stalactites and my notes about the experience that I'm taking in my phone are starting to get a little harder to understand after the fact.

We are now fully in sync with Rastan. The game presses in on you from all sides and forces you to react. If the game thinks you're stalling, enemies pour in from the sides to turn up the temperature on you. The music pulses you forward as the game pounds you into submission. Every time you die, you feel like you know exactly how to conquer the thing that killed you; you're not left wondering how to beat it, there's just the question of if you can pull it off. My heart thumps like a clothes dryer with shoes in it. The term "beating" the game has never felt more immediate to me than right now. I try to pound it into submission.


Even so, when we're not that far into the next level, we once again get completely stuck for what seems like forever. Rastan slides down a pretty long slope toward a pit, chased by a boulder. The boulder gains on you, so you have to dodge it before you can get to the bottom of the slope by jumping up and sort of back to the left, but timing it is proving to be really hard, especially when you're also trying to avoid a bat and the dinosaur man and manticore on the platform you're supposed to eventually jump to.

Soon after, you're sliding down another hill which is punctuated by instant-death fireballs instead of rocks and we get stuck here interminably.

It takes everything Adam and I have to get through this section. The first time we actually make it past, we pray that we've crossed the checkpoint and won't have to do it again. Our prayers are rewarded.

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But our luck doesn't hold out for long. 

The next test is harder than it should be: kill an bad guy, jump over the spikes, kill another bad guy, jump over even higher spikes, kill more enemies. But that 8-way joystick is now our enemy as we can never seem to jump that second set of spikes without getting run through a few times. To top it off, the enemies on the top row keep coming down to hurt us while we're trying to do the high jump, and more shit is spawning behind us.

We are running low on quarters. It's 10:30 at this point. My hand is cramping, the edges of my vision are starting to blur. To make matters worse, I've read that the final round (which is still two rounds away) doesn't have any checkpoints, so you have to beat it in a single go. The despair is palpable, and far more powerful than the PBR.

I die one last time. "Fuck this game," I tell Adam, "I never want to look at it again." I watch the whole countdown to "GAME OVER" and have a few second thoughts about letting it tick all the way down. My right hand kind of twitches when it his three. But that's all. It reaches zero and I pick up my coin cup and my empties.

Rastan is the natural state of life. My attempt to beat the game is unnatural, a whim of circumstance. And Rastan must always ultimately triumph.


It's not all bad. When we walked in earlier that night, the all-time high score on this Rastan Saga cabinet was owned by "???" and was about 230,000. Adam and I have destroyed ???'s legacy. We own something like the top thirty-nine high scores now, with our names switching back and forth- ADM, ADM, ADM, and the DAN, DAN, DAN every few scores. I enter my name one last time into the three letters allotted to claim your high score. It's about 960,000.

As I close out my bar tab, I notice that Tom has moved. They already took the signs away designating his booth as reserved for Broomfield High, so he's up on his feet and playing games. From what I can tell, he's killing it at Galaga, kind of moving his whole body with the joystick. He looks like he's having fun.

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I've got just a few tokens left, so we play Mario Kart Arcade GP, which is technically drunk driving for me.

When I get home, I do the sensible thing. I drink some water. But also, I realize that Rastan Saga is available as a download on the Switch 2, so I buy it there for $6, which, if you're keeping track, is less than we spent at the arcade.

​I still haven't beaten it.


Photos in the above post were taken by Adam Moore.
Graphics were provided by Jake at Yergs Brand.
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CONAN: SPAWN OF THE SERPENT GOD

11/3/2025

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Critic Chuck Klosterman has this great bit in an exhaustive piece about KISS where he reviews every single album they ever put out, in a paragraph or so each. When he gets to their solo albums after Double Platinum and before Dynasty, he gives each one a lukewarmly-positive review.

Ace's is "about as vintage as any of these jokers are gonna get from here on out." Gene's has a lot of guest stars on it. Paul's probably should've charted better if not for weird, off-putting song titles. And then there's Peter's album. All Klosterman says is, "This record was released by Peter Criss in 1978."

That's kind of how it felt to find something to say about the new Conan novel, Spawn of the Serpent God.

I don't want to be too much of a dick about it. The book is not bad by any means. It just kind of ran through me. I read it over the course of three nights, and to its credit, it is certainly a breezy, quick read. But it just didn't really sick to me at all.

​Spawn of the Serpent God is ostensibly a light sequel to "The Tower of the Elephant" and sort-of prequel to Conan and the Spider God, referencing events and characters from both, but not in a slavish way where you'll be lost if you haven't read one of them (but let's be real- you've read "Tower of the Elephant" a bunch of times, haven't you?). It also bills itself as a tie-in to the "Scourge of the Serpent" comic series coming out right now, but doesn't really do that in a meaningful way. Tim Waggoner said in a blog post that all Titan asked of him was to include Set and ancient serpent men in the story.

Conan, just shy of 19 and thieving in Zamora, is currently partnered with the Zamorian thief Valja, and they're painting the town red. The whiz-bang opening in which they try to steal an idol from a temple of Ishtar is a pretty great start to things! Eventually, the two of them team up with a pair of mystics to try to take down a Stygian sorcerer who's set up shop in the ruins of Yara's tower.
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There's eventually a time skip of about 15 years, moving ahead to Conan's 33rd year and reuniting of most of the principle characters. Valja and the villain Shengis are fun. I would certainly hope they would be, since Conan disappears from the narrative entirely for nearly sixty pages right in the middle of the book. The magical mountain fortress Ravenhold is pretty cool, but certainly doesn't feel very "Conan-y" to me. Oh well, it's fun.

There are a couple of light themes through the book about gender, sexuality, and the duality of good vs. evil. Tim Waggoner's characters all feel very flawed and very human, which is welcomed.

​I really try not to review anything on this blog unless I feel like have something new to say about it, and for this novel, I just never really found the angle. I'm inclined to agree with Gary Romeo's review over at SpraguedeCampFan. He said, "Someone, someday, might recapture the original magic. But for now, I’m mostly entertained. A night reading instead of watching Netflix." Entertaining enough, and yeah, better than doomscrolling for a night.

Those Titan books sure do all look good together, though.
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I haven't picked up the other Titan release, Blood of the Serpent yet, but for the four with the silhouette covers that I do own, here's my ranking. Far and away the best of them is City of the Dead, followed by Cult of the Obsidian Moon, Spawn of the Serpent God, and then in a distant fourth place is Songs of the Slain.
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The Unsung Sword of Conan - Savage Sword of Conan #68: "Black Cloaks of Ophir"

11/1/2025

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With The Unsung Sword of Conan, I'm trying to highlight under-appreciated works in the Conan canon.
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It starts with a bit of a Roshomon: after rescuing a woman from a gang of would-be killers, their target Shahela spins a yarn about the recent history of her nation Ophir. Conan listens intently to Shahela as she paints herself and her all-female guard squad, the Iron Maidens, as the underdogs in a war against tyranny. The Black Cloaks, a veritable death squad that operated with impunity, cast a shadow over Ophir. They imprisoned the country's rightful leader, Queen Varia, and Shahela seeks to free the besieged queen.

But just a few pages later, Conan is told the same story with slightly different embellishments by another character, the administrator named Balthis. To hear Balthis tell it, the Black Cloaks were actually serving at the pleasure of Varia, and it was Shahela poisoned the throne against the Cloaks. It was the Iron Maidens, he says, who helped Shahela imprison the queen.

We're left wondering who- if anyone- we are to believe. 

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It probably doesn't come as a surprise to the engaged reader that both Shahela and Balthis are vying for power and hoping that a certain steely-thewed Cimmerian joins their cause. Conan is a newcomer in Ophir and hears these two tales fairly soon after arriving in the country, apparently fresh from his Barachan pirate days, and probably a little prior to "Red Nails."

This Conan is one of my favorite incarnations of the character: he is now not only worldly but very strategically smart. He knows the ways of civilization and war so that he's not just a physical force to be reckoned with, but a cunning adversary with his sword sheathed, too.

It turns out that a little bit of what Balthus and Shehela both said was true. Varia was a good queen and did try to disband the Black Cloaks, but not through the influence of Shahela. Both the Cloaks' and the Maidens' leaders are vying for power in their own ways- Shahela needs to kill Varia and Balthis needs to marry her.

Sure, Conan has never really cared for politics, but he does have a streak of caring about justice and standing up to tyrants, so he enmeshes himself in the power struggle. Seeing the scheming, Conan chooses Door #3 and decides to play them against each other and act as a spy. He soon learns that there's another party here, Toiro, Varia's cousin with an equal claim to the throne as Shahela if Varia were to die.

​"Wheels within wheels," Conan thinks to himself.

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When Toiro eventually gets captured, Conan gets into the castle to free both him and Varia, but is interrupted by Balthis and the Cloaks, and is ultimately dropped into a skeleton-laden dungeon with a twelve-foot-tall, man-eating ghoul inside. Conan manages to stun it long enough to get away, but doesn't kill it.

When we next see the Cimmerian, he's donned the armor of the nigh-mythical founder of the nation, King Thanus, and stirs up the people of Ophir against both Shahela and Balthis. There are some fun, though vague, "power to the people" themes here. 

Freeing Toiro and then setting his sights of Varia, Conan crosses paths with Shahela one last time. He has repeatedly said throughout the issue that he doesn't care to do combat with women when avoidable (thinking fondly of Bêlit and Red Sonja each time). He is spared that decision in the final moments by the return of the twelve-foot zombie creature. There's a surprising amount of pathos in Shahela's cries for Conan to help her, to not be devoured by this thing, and as Conan slays it, Shahela drops dead too. The panels don't make it clear whether he snapped her spine or broke her neck or if Conan's sword went just a little too far through the monster's gut. Either way, Ophir is saved.

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This was to be Roy Thomas's second-to-last issue on Savage Sword for over a decade, and word was out that there would be someone new in the driver's seat. Issue #60, Roy's last continuous issue of his all-time 60-issue run on the title, didn't betray anything about his departure, but #61 sure did. In the letters section "Swords and Scrolls," new writer Michael Fleisher writes "A Special Note of Appreciation" to Roy's contributions on Conan through the years. It's probably the best send-off any writer could hope for.

Fan reaction was mixed- one letter published in issue #62 bemoaned that he felt Roy had been stuck in a rut for a few years. Fleisher and the editorial team took the classy route and said they disagreed- that all Roy's work had been excellent.

In the back of #63, a letter-writer really tore into Fleisher:

I'm appalled. I'm truly appalled... The story. Michael Fleisher. His only real achievement so far has been DC's Jonah Hex, but I read SSOC #61 with an open mind. And in my opinion - I'd like to say it's trash, I'd like to say it's garbage, but I have to be honest. It's S - - - ! I'm sorry if the word offends anyone, and it will probably preclude any possible publication of this letter, but it's the word to best describe this misogynistic, sadistic, simple-minded piece of work. 
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Dave Clark of Haddon Heights, NJ goes on for like six more paragraphs, ending with "Thank you for listening." Marvel just responded, "You're welcome."

​One more steamed letter-writer wrote in, "Can't you guys think up anything original?" Readers of any of my writing about Savage Sword will know that I'm inclined to agree with these writers-in.

Marvel didn't print any reactions to "Black Cloaks of Ophir" until issue #71, which were universally positive. Readers praised the suspense in the plot and Ernie Chan's art. Some proposed that Ernie take over John Buscema's mantle as the regular SSOC artist, which I wouldn't have minded, but only because Ernie is entirely a Buscema clone (I'm not joking, I got halfway through reading the issue before I realized they weren't Big John's pencils).

The title page of the issue says that "Black Cloaks of Ophir" was adapted from a plot by Andrew J. Offutt, whose work on Conan and the Sorcerer Roy had recently adapted in the mag, so I'd be interested in knowing how much interplay there was between the two of them. Roy had one more story ready to go, but had long-since moved on to DC Comics.

​It would be one of his best originals.

I've never seen anyone talk about "Black Cloaks of Ophir." It seems to be one of the issues that hasn't risen to the same level as most of the REH adaptations, and since it exists outside the first 60 issues of the title, I bet most readers haven't given it a go. They should!
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    Hey, I'm Dan. This is my project reading through the career of everyone's favorite sword-and-sorcery character, Conan the Cimmerian, in chronological order.

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